A Francois Life: Season Three, Episode One

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After being declared heir, Ion got busy wooing over Paige. Many dates were had and plenty of making out in various locals, but mainly in the bathroom. That’s where the magic happens.

After some intense weeks together Ion wanted to move to the next step and put on all the charm he could muster. Paige nearly throwing up on him almost killed the moment. Almost. But he managed to look past the sick up smell emanating from Paige long enough to drop down on one knee.

He proposed just in time too! Paige’s almost throwing up on Ion and his ring was apparently morning sickness and she soon began showing off her growing belly.

Before she got too big, Ion and Paige decided to get hitched on the beach. Far away from any of the Francois clan.

Innloine was disappointed in missing out on some sweet wedding cake and was not ashamed to tell the young newlyweds how she felt. Even if they were trying to use the restroom.

Awkward in-laws aside, soon enough Sadie was born to a very proud papa.

But being a Francois Ion couldn’t be satisfied with just one little one crawling around and quickly began bribing Paige to carry another one of his seeds to term. Paige being a sucker, agreed to give it a go.

Innloine continues her love of bathrooms by not giving a care if her grandson wants private time in the bathtub. Besides, he bathes in swim trunks.

Poor Reuben died while trying to go to the john. The Francois family has now done everything from making out to dying in the loo. Innloine is devastated and even Paige is rather upset. Ion just wanted to finish his bath.

Dead Reuben managed to get the Grim Reaper to leave the rather cramped bathroom and beg for his life. Hahaha.

In memoriam of Reuben (although not really) the family begins a small garden. And Sadie becomes a toddler.

Just in time for Paige to realize Ion’s seed is potent indeed. And while everyone focuses on their fool errand of making plants grow, Paige teaches Sadie how to be a good child.

Vertex the Evil One came into the world so quietly. Granny Iris loved him so.

But not as much as Sadie.

And ALREADY Paige is sicking up again.

For his part, Ion has decided enough was enough, and he needed a little man time alone away from wife and kids and crazy grandmothers. So off to Egypt he went, in search of treasure and DSLR cameras.