Strange Happenings

In a strange twist the formerly dead Rand al’Thor is once again living. He was brought back to life just in time to see the birth of his eleventh grandchild, Tina Foregate. He was also in time to see the untimely death of Elayne al’Thor(no relation). No one seems to be blaming Rand for her death, except for Elayne’s ghost perhaps.

And in a scene straight out off of a soap opera Siuan Sanche gave birth to son Ewin; her second child with Kevin al’Thor. The couple all ready have an older son named Perrin. As you may recall, Kevin is Rand al’Thor’s eldest, his son with the late Elayne. He is also married to an alien named Elayne which raises awkward questions about his sex life. Siuan is still happily married to her husband Alric, who not only takes a part in his and Siuan’s sons’ lives (Huan and Logain), but also helps with his ill-gotten stepsons.

Population Boom!

Sim City scientists are puzzled by the recent baby boom in Cairhien. This past week both Susan Damodred and Siuan Sanche gave birth to baby boys; and in Damodred’s case two boys at once! Both woman all ready had young sons at home. Which has lead scientists to another question: Why are all the babies boys?

In addition to the small bundles of joy, Cairhien has new tax paying adults living on its streets. Asmodean Forsaken enjoys adding to his clown-in-a-box collection; Rahvin Forsaken enjoys walking around the neighborhood being admired; Marie Sedai can be seen wandering around looking for a sperm donor; Semi Sedai stays hidden for the most part, and the last time anyone saw Mesaana Sedai she was covered in blood. Lanfear Sedai can be seen pretty much anywhere a newspaper may be stolen.

Saved from Death!

Cairhien’s newest couple, Siuan and Alric Sanche, experienced a close call this evening. Siuan, who was in her last trimester, was, quite frankly, starving. Straving to death. The Grim Reaper paid a visit, but luckly Alric was able to plead for his loved one’s life. Siuan went on to eat five plates of pasta and give birth to a son, Huan.

It is to be noted the Grim Reaper was last seen headed northward to the al’Thor compound.