Archive for the ‘Damodred’ Category

Population Boom!

Sim City scientists are puzzled by the recent baby boom in Cairhien. This past week both Susan Damodred and Siuan Sanche gave birth to baby boys; and in Damodred’s case two boys at once! Both woman all ready had young sons at home. Which has lead scientists to another question: Why are all the babies boys?

In addition to the small bundles of joy, Cairhien has new tax paying adults living on its streets. Asmodean Forsaken enjoys adding to his clown-in-a-box collection; Rahvin Forsaken enjoys walking around the neighborhood being admired; Marie Sedai can be seen wandering around looking for a sperm donor; Semi Sedai stays hidden for the most part, and the last time anyone saw Mesaana Sedai she was covered in blood. Lanfear Sedai can be seen pretty much anywhere a newspaper may be stolen.

Getting a “Leg-up” in Life

Three cheers for Susan Damodred! Susan was the first Sim in Cairhien to be enrolled into Eton Academy. The prestigious all girls school teaches classes in French, and offers courses in a plethora of foreign languages, including Urdu, Greek, Japanese, and Latin. Susan’s father, Thom, is busy getting his son, Patrick, accepted into Cross Academy: the all boys version of Eton.

Susan is now attending classes at the university, and although she has yet to decide on a major she expects to graduate with a 4.0 GPA.

“Well I am a Damodred.”

When asked if there was any truth to the rumors that her parents had arranged for her to marry an al’Thor boy, she gave no comment.