The latest happenings of Sim City

Previously: Episode One, Episode Two

Isabelle and Iris have grown from toddlers into children who look nothing like their mother but everything like their father.

It was now time to send the little ones off to learn and play at school; to gain new friends and experience new things and give mom and dad time to be away from them. Such a normal event in a person’s life and yet, for some reason viewers felt a little scared and mighty concerned for the safety of the girls’ bus driver.

Perhaps it was the fact that the girls seem to have taken on the personas of the children of the corn.

Stiles meanwhile started an affair with his poorly dressed coworker Zelda.

Innloine seemed a bit naive about what was going on, and even attempted to calm down Zelda after she had a freak out over Stiles and Innloine kissing in front of her. Stiles is not proving to be a very smart man. However, it did reveal Zelda’s true character.

This strapping young man dreaming of knives and seemingly sleeping in a six-year old’s bedroom, is Zelda’s husband Jared. Why is Jared sleeping in a little girl’s bed? Why, because Stiles and Zelda took their make out sessions to her home and proceeded to not only dry hump in front of her husband, but to also have a little woohoo in her marriage bed.

Jared doesn’t think much of Stiles and not only pokes fun of him but slaps him around like a little bitch when Zelda isn’t looking. For some reason, he refuses to divorce his trifling wife.

Because Stiles is just that smart, he then arranges a hookup with Zelda while out at the gym with his daughter Iris. Iris, aka Satan Spawn, does not take to this matter as easily as her mother did. Not at all in fact. She yelled at her father and threatened to kill his ho. Neither adult took her seriously. This might be a mistake on their parts.

Once back home, Stiles tries to reconnect with his angry daughter by talking to her through the family teddy bear Sam. Despite making kissy faces at the stuffed bear, their relationship does not improve.

Meanwhile Isabelle, being a true couch potato, bemoans the family’s lack of a couch.